Dating Humour

 Our top profile typos

• My friends say I am very petty but you will have to judge for yourself
• I love cocking, going out, travelling, music and....
• I know how to tread a lady well
• Not into one night stands - if you are move on to the next parson
• I don't bite unless you want me to. To find out more lick here
• I want a man who will put the spank back into my life
• I'm a real romantic and want to find rear love
• I'm a larger lady so if it's a sick insect you're after move on
• I want a woman who's honest and thrustworthy
• Nice kind gentleman seeks regular lay for fun times
• Just massage me if you like my profile
• I have various musical testes from rock to classical
• I'm not ashamed of holding hands in pubic

 Profile mistakes

You may be pleased to know that we do attempt to correct howlers to save any embarrassment. Without this we might at first glance be seen to have fish loving, bread eating dwarves as members, with an obsession for the medical profession and the paranormal and with somewhat unusual offspring... after all, typos and grammar reveal how desperately some people want a solemate, enjoy a plaice in the sun, seek a roll model for the children and are only 5.4 inches tall. They hope to meet professionals with lots of patients or better still, fiends. It would be disconcerting to meet the father who says he is lonely with an eight year old son who is a bit overweight but working on getting back down to 16 stone. Or the single mum who declares she is bubbly with a baby who likes to cuddle up on the sofa with a bottle of wine and a thriller. Well.... it causes us amusement so we hope it makes you smile too!